country music

A genre of music that greatly appeals to rednecks.

ACTUAL Country Music Song Titles:

Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)
I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
I Wanna Whip Your Cow.
I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw

And there you have it. However, there are a select few good country songs.

Most country music makes me feel suicidal.

by Miranda March 07, 2005

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country music

Music characterized by whiny vocals, mundane lyrics, and ignorance. It typically promotes blind patriotism and drunkenness. The singers are generally rich white males who choose to spend the majority of their time touring big cities. The cowboy costumes they put on before concerts serve no viable purpose, save furthering the overall fake, shallow image of country music.

Country music sounds terrible and is a root of many of the violent tendencies of our country...

by Just a Person December 14, 2004

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A style of music which involves a guitar and drums and has someone who sings to the beat of softer music.

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Alan Jackson

by David April 23, 2004

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Country Music

A terrible genre of music.

Typically enjoyed by white conservatives of the south or midwest.

To be a male country musician today you must:

* Wear a cowboy outfit
* Have a southern accent (whether it be fake or not)
* Be from Texas (whether you actually are or not)
* Love Bush
* Enjoy Nascar
* Unite with fellow hicks
* Ect.

Yee Haw.

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Billy- "Do all country 'musicians' suck?"
Me- "Besides Johnny Cash, yes."

by ;klajd;jka February 18, 2006

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