peanut cooch

A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.

Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis

"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."

by k connols October 28, 2009

The Booty Cooties

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

Cool ass

A word that OSN uses when he sees someone cool

*Lebron dunks on someone *

OSN : GET HIS COOL ASSS KKKKKKKKKKKK

by BZ4 🤐 July 23, 2019

credit card coolie

Any unskilled worker laboring to pay off huge debts.

Low income individuals can be quite optimistic about the future when using plastic instead of cash to make purchases. But if, for some reason, they suffer a financial setback, that little piece of plastic may turn them into credit card coolies.

by Joe Rodolico January 26, 2007

Rule of cool

Effects and actions in movies that are 100% impossible but we love them so much. Such as punching through a wall or hang gliding with your t shirt. Also may include but is not limited to, hanging on to cliffs or long periods of time, curving bullets, dodging bullets, antagonists having horrible aim allowing the hero to escape easily.

guy#1: Yo, that was some bullshit when Batmans cape blocked those bullets.

guy#2: Calm the fuck down dude rule of cool.

by tw310zz August 6, 2010

Cookie Licker

A girl or boy who "claims" one of the oposite sex as theirs by flirting with whoever could be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend.

Comes from young children who lick all the cookies so no one else can take them

"So Jennie, tell me about this Conner guy again".
"No! He's totally mine, I so claimed him!" giggled Kate.
"Jeez Kate, you're such a cookie licker".

by Tyra Oakley June 4, 2010

coochie slide

A slide that you may do on the ground, that is smooth and perhaps moist, reminiscent of a coochie.

Cody Allen: "Tom Brady, I coochie slid underneath you to save you from falling into the grand canyon"
Tom Brady: "Oh yes, I remember that, that was a great coochie slide, here take some candy as a reward."

by Dhunt13 November 17, 2018