People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.
When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’
by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025
Get the Cockney conservativemug. by Maecome January 17, 2021
Get the Conservative tiktokermug. A conservative who's taste in fashion, music, habits, and/or aesthetics are more typically seen in more left-leaning or liberal persons. I.E.: A more urbanized conservative.
Jasmine drives a hybrid and attends daily yoga sessions out at the park, but she votes Republican. I guess that makes her a coffee house conservative.
by ROBop March 18, 2023
Get the Coffee house conservativemug. conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center
“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”
“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”
by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022
Get the faith and flag conservativemug. The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.
As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
by Senormeowington October 14, 2011
Get the The Battery Conservation Paradoxmug. by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019
Get the Canna-Conservativemug. a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
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I need to get home and release myself into the conservative
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022
Get the conservativemug.