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beemer complex

Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.
The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'
by James Hoffa Lincoln October 9, 2014
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:3 complex

The need to be the most uwu and generally :3 person there is no matter the situation. Having an :3 complex means that you have an intense urge to have this personality, but unlike just being :3 always (like your actual main personality) or in appropriate situations behaving like it, a person with an :3 complex will literally do it quite randomly and for no apparent reason other than "its funny" or "im bored" or some other god forsaken event.f

Generally harmless and sometimes funny-ish but when it comes randomly at inappropriate times like in class or when you have a genuine concern it can be annoying.
student 1: "can you come with me and do something fun im really bored today"
student 2: "o-oh ehe~ iunno what to do, uwu nya!"
student 1:"syou have such an :3 complex, blocked"

student 3: "i dont feel like being here anymore, im really depressed and i feel like nobody wants me on this planet anymore"
student 4: "ehe~ im such a cute uwu cat, nya! purr, hehe!"
student 3: "i was contemplating staying on this planet but you are contaminating the air with your :3 complex"

teacher: "ok class turn to page 48 we are reading romeo and juliet"
student 5: "oh nooo nya! i dont wanna do this reading :3 we should all just be uwu, nya!"
student 6: "we are literally in english class stop being such an :3 complex"
by raidenlunari March 4, 2023
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Hushpuppi Complex

A state of mind where you become too greedy for money, you begin to commit serious crimes in order to get what you want financially.
My son is struggling with a Hushpuppi Complex and it nearly landed him in prison.
by Derioo July 4, 2020
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Artemis Complex

A mental complex that usually starts in girls between the ages of 11 and 24 when girls become wearied or disgusted by the company, opinions, or condescension of men. Usually girls with Artemis Complex’s also have a strong desire to live separately or only in the company of females while living away the main parts of society (especially that of the opposite gender) in communes, on homesteads, or in off the grid communities . Named for the goddess Artemis who was known as ‘the virgin goddess’ and was known for the all female worshippers and hunting teams she kept and her disgust of men (save for her twin brother Apollo)
Boy: hey your friend is really hot you think you can introduce and put in a good word for me?!?

Girl: ha! I’d give up on THAT pipe dream now. She’s got an artemis complex a mile long and if looks could kill she’d be a serial killer.
by Girls_in_the_woods August 18, 2021
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Stark complex

A dependency for technology, not unlike fictional inventor Tony Stark
"Your office is like an Apple store, enough already, you have a Stark complex"
by Onaeek May 27, 2018
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Gonga Complex

A complex in which someone believes what they say is always the truth despite putting no thought behind their words
“You hear what Randy was saying last night? He’s such an asshole
“Yeah, he’s got a gonga complex
by Sir Quigsley April 8, 2023
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pornhub complex

The pornhub complex is the subconscious attraction to people similar to your (step) siblings. It is a similar complex as the Oedipus complex.
Your girlfriend and sister are so similar, you must have a pornhub complex
by Einarnp September 25, 2021
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