Chris 

The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on myspace.

Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?

Chris by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008

Chris 

The kind of person nobody likes and is extremely annoying

That kid acts like a Chris

Chris by yo mom mate February 18, 2017

Chris 

Someone who has a friend who won't buy them a GOD DAMN PHONE AFTER THEY GOT SCAMMED OVER 3 TIMES! LIKE, HE PAYED HIS FRIEND OVER 400 BUCKS, BUT HE KEEPS ON LYING! Also someone who has another friend that says they have been to China and was playing in a game competition for the impossible quiz and the grand prize was platinum that is worth 150,000 dollars! Also, friends that try to get him a girlfriend... Also, a friend who won the spelling bee and loves making musical.lys. XD

Example 1: "Dude can you buy me this iphone 7 plus if I give you 400 bucks on ebay?" Friend: "Sure dude!" (A couple days later, he told you he scammed you) Example 2: Hey bro, I am rich bro cuz I went to China and won a competition! ;) Example 3: Friend "CHRIS, YOU NEED OT GET A GIRLFRIEND!" Chris: "What if don't want to?" Friend: "WELL TOO F*CKING BAD!" Example: Spelling Bee Dude: "Spell the word Harambe" Friend: "Can you use that in a sentence?" Spelling Bee Dude: "The kids put their dicks out for harambe due to his tragic death" Friend: "OHH, I got this! H-a-r-a-m-b-e!" Spelling Bee Dude: "HOLY SHIT M8, IM ACTUALLY AUSTRAILIAN. ALSO, YOU WON THE SPELLING BEE! WHAT A BARBIE ON THE GRILL!" Friend: "OMG! I totally gotta make am musically for this! Im so good! XD"

Chris by ChrisGaming85 September 4, 2017

Chris 

A country boy that is fit and handsome. And has a huge dick
what a guy he so damn hot. Man

What a stud.

Chris : a born to live , born to ride like a cowboy.

Chris by The cool man June 20, 2018

Chris 

Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.

Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.

Chris by CaliforniaStar August 26, 2018

Chris 

He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.

Oof guys Chris is here gotta go before I do something embarssing

Chris by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018

Chris 

basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper

everybody hates chris

Chris by nina faye November 15, 2018