by Chocolate microphone August 11, 2005
by hotstyler October 30, 2013
(n.) what happens when some one (or some thing) defecates inside a condom then ties in off like a sausage.
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
(Can also be inserted into the vaginal opening, or anus.)
by CHEW KOKARUNI May 21, 2011
When one wipes too hard, the fingers rip through the toilet paper submerging their hand in shit, and one brings hand back up to reveal chocolate nails.
by Tenacious Z October 18, 2012
Noun:
Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.
Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.
Tense:
Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting
Shit left on sexual partner after anal sex.
Verb:
When a person accidentally shits on their partner after anal sex.
Tense:
Past - Chocolate frosted
Present - Chocolate frosting
So there I was, balls deep in Omar, and when I pulled my dick out it was chocolate frosted. I exclaimed "Yum Chocolate Frosting!"
by plainenough June 18, 2018
The act of taking a sloppy, wet shit, possibly diarreha, then, without wiping, while your friends (up to 7) are asleep, using the palms of their hands instead of toilet paper to wipe your ass with. Symptoms include pink eye, morning sickness, and poor hygene.
friend one: 'wakes up and rubs eyes' "Eww dude what the fuck who the hell used my hands as an ass wipe?!?!" friend two: "Oh my fucking lord who the hell is responsible for this?!?!" You: "I have no idea, someone did it to me also but i washed my hands this morning, must have been the chocolate phantom."
by The Chocolate Phantom June 24, 2010
by whenyousearch"hi"onUD February 24, 2021