Composting Flumpter

Person that falls off the toilet and then shits on the floor.

John that composting flumpter, fell over again and shat on the floor.

by Chimikin October 5, 2022

campusite

Someone who lives on a college campus, often in a dorm

My friend called me a campusite because he was jealous of the convenience of living in a dorm.

by Grifftech August 27, 2023

Composting

(Verb) a douchier form of "flexing". More easily accomplished by tools, d-bags or while wearing a wife beater. Occasionally associated with car-culture. Sometimes accompanied by retardation and Rod-in-ass syndrome.

ex) "The composting guy at the car-show embodied a near coma-brain tumor level of intelligence talking about his cars V-TEC "very tall engine cooling system". Fucking composting oh yeah, it's not about how you composting by your car, I'm a post, compost my own dick in ass.

by iAmSeagull October 2, 2023

Compost mode

Constipation caused by the sometimes intention lack of pooping, especially while on vacation or faced with unfamiliar/uncomfortable options.

We went on vacation with my in-laws and I didn't take a dump for a week. Now I'm in compost mode.

We just returned from a weekend in a rental RV. I didn't understand how the shitter works but I'll be exiting compost mode shortly.

by mrbarbell October 9, 2023

CAPOS

An acronym that stands for “Cheap Ass Piece Of Shit”.

Joel threw his tablet on the table in disgust and exclaimed “CAPOS!”

by inla_bomber November 8, 2023

Composery

When someone creates a bad song that sounds very silly and tomfoolery-esque.

"Hey man, did you hear the new song Fletcher Beasley made?"
"No? Explain it to me."
"It's called Funhouse. It kinda just sounds like he just put random notes and sound effects in a synthesizer."
"Oh, so he's up to that composery again."

by Cattail (KidNamedFinger) November 12, 2023

Campus hole

A woman that sleeps with everyone in school/campus.

"Hey isnt Rebecca the campus hole around here?"

by Ererishippers December 22, 2023