Crappel

Having a bad day

George Jessup rarely has a crappel of a day.

by lansanity September 18, 2013

crap mole

Someone who is crappy, ugly, and is occasionally smelly. You would not like to be one.

Julia: Have you talked to Zach today?

Gwynn: Yeah, he's being a crap mole.

by kclutzoness May 30, 2016

craprappier

a mix of crap and crappier

- by ellu and vanu

damn dude, i had a craprappier day today like seriously

by therealiconicdynamicduo November 3, 2017

Crap in a Corner

When a girl wants to sleep with you & you don't want to, but decide it's more prudent to do so than decline.

When Michelle asked me to sleep with her, I had to crap in a corner.

by LVG007 November 9, 2021

Crapey

Too be a creepy rapist

Mick was on the piss with the boys and he started staring at one of the boys mrs, then Bateman said “oi you crapey cunt stop looking at my mrs like that”

by Yeah Barry November 16, 2021

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011

fap crap and nap

Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.

Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.

Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.

by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016