H.A.C.K.E.R.S.

Highly Advanced Computer Kids Entering Restricted Systems

to become a Hacker you must be a Highly Advanced Computer Kid that can Enter Restricted Systems.

by [e-mail] August 26, 2005

C.E.A

(n). Short for "Cheif Executive Asshole".

C.E.As are people online who, after viewing a demonstration of a new invention (or notable inprovement of existing ones, i.e. the Wii Laptop), pose as the C.E.O of a major firm or company (i.e., Nintendo) to either debase it or demonstrate their approvial of it, with the intention of upsetting/exciting the inventor falsely.

David: Hey, Kyle! Look! Apple said they want me to submit my design for my universally compatible Macbook!
Kyle: Where?
David: In the comments section of my youtube vid about it!
Kyle: Oh, that? Ignore it, the dude's being a C.E.A.

by he who lies in the shadows September 25, 2009

Totally A.C.

Another way of saying "wicked cool" or "off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy." A.C.= air conditioning- cooooool

white guy-Damn yo that movie was wicked cool!
Black guy- Yo uh-uh dawg, don't u mean off the heezy fo sheezy cus ur mama was easy?
White guy- Hey! Nobody's supposed to know about my mom being a porn star on the asian network!!
Dirty mexican guy- ey yo ur mama es a porn star? Oh-snapo!Man that's TOTALLY A.C.!

by Matt n Ash May 23, 2005

C.R.A.S.H

The Cops, Popo, Pigs, Badges, Donut Munchers, Coffee Suckers

1.) Man i aint got shit, the C.R.A.S.H took my paper
2.) Shit what a night, i had to run from the C.R.A.S.H with my dime in my pocket
3.) The Community Resources Against Street Hoodlums Organization

by Stefano18 July 8, 2005

C.R.A.B.S.

an abbreviation of CRazy Ass Bitch Syndrome. a severe disorder in which men are involuntarily attracted to crazy ass bitches.

Danny: Dude, she tried to gouge your eyes out.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.

by Danz Ferdinand January 17, 2008

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

F.A.C.

F.A.C. stands for Friday Afternoon Chiefin'.
to smoke weed on a friday afternoon.

Bob: What do you want to do today?
Seymour: Let's F.A.C. today.
Bob: Hell Yeah

by jheremy g October 26, 2009