People First

Values thrust upon staff that mean sweet F.A. and have hidden meanings.

In order to cut costs, lets get rid of the people first rather than improving the business, as that is far easier and all I can handle.

by T.D September 09, 2006

First Ring

When you screw a company or employee out of payment for services

I was First Ring'd by that guy!

by First Ring April 19, 2003

Fallout first

When you get screwed over by Bethesda and they just add a whole nother shitload of dick punching on top of a broken ass game

Person 1: I just paid 76 dollars for Fallout 76 and it sucks ass
Bethesda: If you want it to not suck ass pay us $100 a month with Fallout first
Person 1: It's still broken
Bethesda: fuck you

by fbfe4eukr4h3unyeinrhwuihroc October 28, 2019

First Screens

Giving your friend the first turn/round on a video game.

“Here’s the sticks bro, you got first screens”

by NonProfitProphet January 19, 2021

First straw

A minor inconvenience. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Oops. Just spilt some coffee on my copy of the morning memo. I guess that’s the first straw.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

First Pop

First time; you tried once and achieved.

Tayla: "Did you get your licence?"
Amy "Shit yea, got it first pop too"
Tayla "Wow, post that on Instagram and hashtag 'firstpop'"

by Lolza699 December 15, 2014

First Hater

The first hater of a post that patronizes the lucky individual that comments on a post with "first". Though "firsting" is irritatingly common and a totally stupid practice to begin with, it does in turn lead to a multitude of "haters" commenting in "retaliation".

Hypocrite: Fuckin Firstfags! noone cares.

Intellectual: Ditto for you...

Hypocrite: You're probably a firstfag too.

Intellectual: If I am that makes you a First Hater.

by Reiffenstein March 21, 2012