To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!
Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!
Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018
Get the Misery Businessedmug. 1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.
2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.
3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.
4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.
5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.
3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.
4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.
5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!
2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!
3.
Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"
Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!
3.
Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"
Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
Get the business koshermug. e sex, online sex, sex on a phone where one person explains to a different person what to do during masturbation.
by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021
Get the Business callmug. by Big brother John February 1, 2019
Get the Johnny businessmug. by smilex123gsjhfbsef November 14, 2021
Get the Business callmug. "Hey, don't give me a hicky where people can see "
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"
"All good, I will just leave a few business marks"
by Octolad June 23, 2021
Get the Business Marksmug. Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.
by noone-someguy August 3, 2017
Get the Business Intelligencemug.