birdle

used by my best friend's dad when he was in highschool to denote the male reproductive organ

My friend Matt has a very small birdle.

by babturtdiapunk October 11, 2004

turd burgler

a turd burgler is someone who tries to tear down a bathroom stall door wanting to use the toilet, whilst the person in the stall is taking a SHIT!!!

Man Having To Piss-BOOM, BOOM, BOOM-"Let me in, I have to PISS!"
Man In Stall-"I'm shitting you, you-TURD BURGLER!"

by paulsullivan December 28, 2009

turd burgler

One of the characters from the old McDonald's commercials. Rubble Rubble.

by Grimace August 29, 2003

burley

A chick who goes out with really ugly park guys, but loves to go out with little shrubbies.

"OMG, that girl just pulled a burley on that dude!"
"OMG, that girl and that guy looks like a burley couple!"

by Jimmy Balboa May 14, 2008

burley

To take a shit in a mancave and proceed to eat it or pick it up and use as a lubricant for sex

I am going to let Deb into the mancave because she said she would perform a burley for me and all of my friends!

Man, that chick was great when she let me burley her in the mancave!

by Dr. Wrong! March 18, 2010

bundle of grapes

to describe someone as an homosexual, derived from the slang word fruit which also defines a homosexual.

Dude, you won't talk to the volleyball girls but you will feel on your teammates abdominals and buttocks, you're such a bundle of grapes!

by LosAngelesRocks March 21, 2010

Burnley

Burnley is a town full of backwards retards all uniployd hillbilly’s they are all still blasting DJ cammy and they all shag sheep finger there mums and there is one person in particular called Jake faith field who got away with rape coz the police thought he was backwards he walks around like a scruff he doesn’t wash his clothes.

He called he joint a biff like he is a road man but really he is scared of 17 yr old kids what a pussyhole

Burnley is a shit hole

by Mackeyisgay June 14, 2020