Bumper Zit

Those esthetically unpleasing small round sensors found on many automobile bumpers that provide an audible proximity warning when parking. They almost always look out of place and are not integrated into the overall design of the car and therefor look out of place and ugly... just like a zit on your face. Something you wish you could pop to have them go away and make the car more beautiful.

Oh look, Charlie just got a new Cadillac complete with bumper zits!

by Creative Savage November 5, 2010

bumper clit

slang for when two lesbians trib/scissor

me and Kate were playing bumper clits last night

by Ashton Irwin October 2, 2019

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Back bumper

Worldwide term for someone’s ass

She’s got a back bumper! Who knew!!

by whiteguy16262626 October 31, 2021

bumper badge

A record or achievement earned by using mechanics or systems intended for newer players.

Person A: I scored a perfect game!
Person B: If you can achieve that bumper badge, turn off the bumpers!

by ChameleonDragon May 27, 2019

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Raw Bumper

A sex act involving a group of dry masturbating gentlemen and or gentleladies where upon the completion of climax fist bumps between group members abound.

Kevin, Connor, Matt and Isak, sampling a fine sherry, did the raw bumper into the night. In the morning, their hands and fists were equally tired.

by DoubleDutchRudder May 19, 2018