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bulb bride

Usually a dental assistant who marries the dentist she assists in the hope of gaining more ready and constant access to . . . no, not nitrous oxide, but said dentist's financial assets. In return, the assistant covers for and tries her best to enable the dentist's own nitrous oxide addiction. She does this by participating fully in the addiction with him. Also known as a nitrous whore.
Pure nitrous oxide addiction is very rare among health care professionals, being the rarest among the drugs abuse by this group. When addiction does develop, however, it is most commonly part of a poly-drug abuse pattern and is usually the minor component of the addiction as in the case of the "bulb bride" wannabe, who plays up her mild addiction to the NO supply while becoming even more addicted to the credit cards, banking and investment accounts of her nitrous-huffing boss. Bulb brides habitually enter the office on weekends to find their husbands dead asleep in dental operatory chairs with nitrous masks still strapped on and have been known to turn up the nitrous flow to lethal levels, though only after learning the whereabouts and acquiring safe access to their husbands' not inconsiderable financial assets.
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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bulbous

"damn Joe, dat hoe bulbous"

"Ya boi I bulbous and I know it"
by sofa4444 January 15, 2017
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National bully Short people day

On the 1st of December all the tall people get to shmack the hell out of the shorties
Hey look it’s national bully short people day let’s go smack that shortie
by Amy mbik November 30, 2020
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Social Bully

A person who demands everyone's attendance at events and will not take "no" for an answer. Also, this person tends to discourage people from leaving social events and interrogates them as to the reason for the departure
Person 1: Are you going to happy hour?

Person 2: I wasn't planning on it but I didn't have a good excuse and Kristin wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

Person 1: She's such a social bully.
by coolrockt May 14, 2013
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Bulbous Bouffant

1) A woman's hair style in which the hair is teased to give an overall puffed-out appearance and often combed to frame the face.

2) A comedy script by the Vestibules.
Search on youtube for the video.

Man 1: See that LADY?
Man 3: Yes.
Man 1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?
Man 3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant. bouffant: (of a person’s hair) styled so as to stand out from the head in a rounded shape: aufgetürmt
Man 1: YES. A BOUFFANT!
Man 3: Yes, a bouffant.
Man 2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort of what you might call a, a Bulbous Bouffant.
Man 3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant.
by Whert? April 23, 2010
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bully foot

the act of forcing yourself into an area that you were not apart of
i was trying to merge into traffic with my signal on, but no one would let me in so i just bully foot my way in anyway!
by mr. kls1978 May 10, 2010
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Bulbousity

The degree of which a thing is bulbous.
"Hey Jonny! look at the bulbousity of that guy's schnoz!"
by Callisoarous April 3, 2015
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