A Blonde tiktoker with an ugly face that does nothing but stay at home and post what she and her family does. She always post the same repetitive content like about how she got pregnant as a teen (as if teen pregnancy is so unheard of), about how she and boyfriend still stay together even after they had their daughter (It's because nobody else wants her or her boyfriend). Brooke Morton's Daughter looks like an inbred and her daughter has Down syndrome so as you already know by just looking at them
The family have terrible genes.
The family have terrible genes.
by Iwritenuthinbutthetruth March 21, 2023
Get the Brooke Morton mug.Brooke Morton is An American Family Vloger. Brooke is a chubby, blonde that has a double chin. Brooke has nothing better to do all day but record (She doesn't even have a camera crew because she's not even an actual celebrity or an important person) what she and her daughter that has Down syndrome do all day. Brooke's Daughter has a birth defect because her mother wasn't even fully grown when she was born her mother was aged between 10-14 when Aloura was born and the teen moms that do have healthy babies are aged between 15-19. (Brooke didn't mean to get pregnant with Aloura therefore making Aloura a huge mistake that wasn't at all planned mainly because Brooke was under the age of consent when Aloura was born and the fact that Brooke has said countless times to all her viewers that Aloura wasn't planned).
Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.
Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
Brooke has the most mumbly voice ever by far, Brooke's voice indicates that she has a speech disorder and just like Aloura Brooke hasn't developed properly...and is slow. Brooke constantly labels her content with the word "comedy" meaning Brooke wants people to laugh at and make fun of both her and her family members.
Brooke has a double chin which she got from her mother who also looks like Miss Piggy and
Brooke thinks she's a good mom (at least that's what her bio reads) because she and her baby Daddy Jason are still together but that's because nobody else on earth wants to hook up with Jason or Brooke besides each other.
Brooke Morton's Daughter Aloura will pass away from embarrassment when she's old enough to see what her mom posts about her.
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Get the brooke yourself mug.A very attractive woman who is a Model and a professional wrestler. She is best known for her time in WWE where she was in a dance group called Extreme Expose. After leaving WWE she went back to Modelling. In 2010 she made her debut with TNA wrestling, under the ring name Miss Tessmacher. She has only held one Title, which is the Knockouts tag tiltes, with Tara.
Many male wrestling fans drool over how attractive she is and how much of a nice ass she has. Screw Pippa Middleton, Brooke Adams has the best ass in the world.
Many male wrestling fans drool over how attractive she is and how much of a nice ass she has. Screw Pippa Middleton, Brooke Adams has the best ass in the world.
Hell Yeah! Miss Tessmacher (Brooke Adams) won the TNA Knockouts Tag Title with Tara!
Damn, Brooke Adams has a nice round ass!
Damn, Brooke Adams has a nice round ass!
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Get the Jordan Brooks mug.Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.
Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
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"I know."
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"I know."
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