bollocky

A Slang name for someone who is a bit rigid or like to give out rollockings and telling people off

Alright bollocky, have you told anyone off today?

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.

Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.

by JNS Memes May 30, 2018

bollockchops

name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.

ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.

by ewan February 11, 2004

bollock

Joanne Pryce

ha bollock

by a palmer December 17, 2003

Bollock Board

A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.

Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.

by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011

bollocks

balls
an insult, irish phrase

1)ah you fucking bollocks
2)look at the size of his bollocks

by ruairi savage September 6, 2008

bollocks

this site and the rubbish you lot come out with

above, below, every page..
every word that blabs from your 'urban' mouth is a load of bollocks

by professor has a phd July 25, 2008