Skip to main content

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!
his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
mugGet the test scores vs. bra-sizemug.
What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.
If life was fair there would only be one bra size.
by awmm February 23, 2021
mugGet the If life was fair there would only be one bra sizemug.

ba ba ba ba ba bra ann

Formal name for Barbie. Name of a Beach Boys Record about a rockin and rollin female. A catchy tune, for sure.
Went to a (dance)...looking for (romance), saw barbara ann and i thought i'd take a chance, oh barbara ann, ba ba ba ba ba bra ann
by ba ba ba ba ba bra ann February 3, 2010
mugGet the ba ba ba ba ba bra annmug.

numb bra

Hey i heard susie had a numb bra!
poor girlie
by Benj0-defines June 2, 2022
mugGet the numb bramug.

Chin-Bra

Wearing a face covering in a totally ineffective way.
Look at that idiot. He can't even wear a facemask properly. He thinks it's a chin-bra to support one of his chins.
by burnee July 11, 2020
mugGet the Chin-Bramug.

phantom bra

When you think you have your bra on and then remember you don’t
Jessica, I literally had phantom bra this morning LMAO!”
by Mdawgswizzl May 12, 2024
mugGet the phantom bramug.

No Bra Day

October 13 - the day where girls do not wear bras

sniff sniff

(editor note: my personal favourite best day after 30 April - send nudes day)
No bra day? But I have PE… where we share changing rooms with boys…
shet
by Empress Kristi October 13, 2022
mugGet the No Bra Daymug.

Share this definition