endorsement bombing

On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.

Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.

by killa_dilla May 12, 2014

show bombing

When you are watching tv and your family starts talking and you cant hear the tv

Dude,I was watching the walking dead and my family came in and started show bombing

by d rivera February 22, 2015

J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

word bombed

Excessively long, rambling text messages

"Sorry I word bombed you the other day."

by Plasmaguy January 27, 2015

Stealth Bombing

Insulting a certain individual without them ever finding out

"Damn Tiffany is such a Hitler Cunt" "Why are you stealth bombing on Tiffany so hard"

by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016

pigeon bombing

It is the act of heavy panting and jerking off while watching some unknowing couple fucking outdoors, right before you cum you run out and spackle them with a heavy load from the pigeon bomb.

Mike saw Ken and Noah passionately having ass play when he decided this would be the prime moment to introduce them to a pigeon bombing.

by GODSunwantd October 25, 2017

smealth bomber

A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".

Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018