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Bingo Bestie

A joke for certain people like me and a few others.
Hey Bingo Bestie lets go get my money from the dole on Friday and go to the bingo.
by Bingo bestie December 8, 2019
mugGet the Bingo Bestiemug.

bingo

Refers to the common phrases one may hear from people when they tell others they do not want kids. Imagine it like a BINGO board, covered in these common phrases. The joke is that the phrases and pleas are so common, it's almost like you can play a game of BINGO with them.

This phrasing is used in the childfree community to outline the stereotypical criticisms people face when they mention they do not want children.
I knew that I didn't want to have kids since I was a teen, but every so often when the topic comes up with a date, she will bingo me.

Last night, my parents bingo'd me about when they'll be having grand children. They don't know about the vasectomy, and neither does my girlfriend.
by BernieBroDan August 14, 2021
mugGet the bingomug.

Bingo bathroom

A combination of body odour, and rotten vagina that lingers in the bathroom of a bingo hall.
how could u not smell that her whole place smells like a bingo bathroom
by L&Ldreambigger April 17, 2015
mugGet the Bingo bathroommug.

dogpile bingo

On a website, it is possible to predict which poster is annoying enough to the rest to get dogpiled and run off the site. A fun pastime amongst website posters is dogpile bingo, viz, discussing behind the scenes who will be next on the website's collective shitlist.
"The poster who just asked a controversial question about abortion has got everyone pissed off now, and she is going to be the next winner of dogpile bingo."
by Mudblatt July 21, 2008
mugGet the dogpile bingomug.

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout
by Death Menace February 28, 2023
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Bingo Tingle

When you see a sexy child and your ankle bracelet buzzes
Christ it must be a Sunday, I’m having a Bingo Tingle
by VetBoy05! March 27, 2022
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Bingo

When you are turdleheading a turd and it dabs / touches your underwear.
Man, I've got to take a crap. If I keep turdleheading, I'll end up bingo stamping my underwear.
by Jimbo Waters November 11, 2020
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