balloon

slang for condom; slang for protection during sex.

I gotta get a balloon on before my girl gets outta the bathroom.

by The Evster September 5, 2008

cum ballon

when you fill a water ballon with cum and throw it at some body

you hit that guy with that cum ballon from so far away

by greeno16 July 13, 2009

Billows

The quality of having or being billowy, cloud-like, fluffy, or otherwise over-flowing. Often used to refer to ladies with big, squishy natural breasts that you wanna sink your face into

Im always on the search for billows that way i can rest my head without bringing around a bunch of pillows

by trixxy b damned November 10, 2006

balloon tie

the asshole

the asshole looks like a balloon tie

by keith kohlmann September 29, 2003

a balloon to a blimp

An expression of supreme indifference in the face of adversity. Connotes an attitude of nonchalance, indifference regardless of the circumstances.

Homeland Security has me under constant surveilance, but it's just a balloon to a blimp, my friend.

by jeff wickliffe May 26, 2006

ballous

pronounced "baa-lous" - a contraction of the words Butt and Callous. A term describing the desensitization of the butt and groin that comes with sitting on a bicycle seat for extended periods. Without a proper ballous, cycling for long durations becomes extremely painful.

Floyd: Man- those guys on the Tour De France are impressive. They can ride for hour after hour on those crazy hard seats!

Greg: I know, I wish I had a ballous like that- I was riding last weekend and after several hours, I hurt so bad I couldn't sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- It was like some medieval torture device!

by schmuckaneers July 21, 2009

Bill O'Reilly

Fox "News" anchor who swears at teleprompters and doesn't know about Coriolis effect

Bill O'Reilly (to teleprompter): Fucking thing sucks!

Bill O'Reilly (to some atheist guy): Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.

by VenkmanMcFly March 3, 2014