by nahurgood December 27, 2007
Get the cake before you break mug.Similar to "in before the lock" used to say when you have sex with a female before she got knocked up by some other guy at some later time in her life.
by PEERAW November 22, 2011
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The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out
by XxxFatacionXxx October 4, 2019
Get the Hoes Before Bros Disorder mug.When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.
A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present
by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007
Get the how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present mug.before (BEE four) noun. in this instance, before refers to when families, or individuals, went by their last names -- generally in the Old Country prior to emigrating to the USA. so as not to be identified with any particular ethnic, religious, nationality, etc. the last name was changed to appear more 'American' in order to 'fit in.'
Mordecai: 'Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.'
Ma: (To herself: 'Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Oh fuck!')
Sue: 'Smith. Mrs. Goldfarb.'
Ma: 'Lovely name, what was it before dear?'
Ma: (To herself: 'Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.')
Sue: 'Before - what Mrs. Goldfarb?'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?')
Ma: 'You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.'
Ma: (To herself: 'Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Oh fuck!')
Sue: 'Smith. Mrs. Goldfarb.'
Ma: 'Lovely name, what was it before dear?'
Ma: (To herself: 'Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.')
Sue: 'Before - what Mrs. Goldfarb?'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?')
Ma: 'You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.'
by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006
Get the before mug.Emo kid 1. OMG did you watch the nightmare before christmas last night?
Emo kid 2. OMG yeah I was like jerking off to it because of how emotional it is
Me: Shut the fuck up, I stopped watching that movie when I was eight thanks to you douchebags
Emo kid 2. OMG yeah I was like jerking off to it because of how emotional it is
Me: Shut the fuck up, I stopped watching that movie when I was eight thanks to you douchebags
by DizzyLizzy March 10, 2007
Get the nightmare before christmas mug.A shirt you put on while getting ready to go out, before you wear the shirt you are actually going to wear that night while you are out.
"Omg, you're going to wear that ugly shirt to the club tonight?"
-"No, of course not. This is just the Shirt before the shirt."
-"No, of course not. This is just the Shirt before the shirt."
by Corinnabellx3 September 7, 2010
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