where's the beef?

Phrase made popular by a Wendy's TV commercial, which generally means a certain thing is lacking in main substance.

The hamburger has a huge bun, but where's the beef?

by nick_g July 23, 2011

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

beef

to start a fight, to get into argument with another person, or group of people

"I just had a bad day, don't start no beef with me"

by Ekta July 3, 2005

Beefcookie

A thick, flabby vagina.

Ryan: I stuffed that Beefcookie in my mouth!!!

by Dem dolphins July 19, 2014

beefheart

Part of musician and painter Don Van Vliet's stage name. From the title of a script written by Von Vliet and Frank Zappa in the mid-sixties: "Captain Beefheart versus The Grunt People". Where they got it before that can be found by careful research, but the point is it was a good-sounding name. Van Vliet said on the David Letterman show, when questioned about the name, that he had "a beef in my heart against this society".

Captain Beefheart's "Trout Mask Replica" is a legendary record, but you can try "Clear Spot" or "Safe as Milk" first if you want.

by lcdn January 5, 2009

beef jerky

A delicious dried, smokey beef snack. Quite possibly the manliest food known to man. Don't be fooled by those pussy beef stick imposters. You can see the "grain" of the beef in real jerky.

Frank: "Hey John, you want some of this beef jerky?"

John: "No thanks."

Frank: "Pussy."

by Guestly January 1, 2012

beef-stains

a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.

Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?

by dorham May 26, 2006