yankin' and bankin'

Male masturbation on the go.

I was late for work so while I was driving down the highway, I was yankin' and bankin'.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn April 4, 2010

the great bandito

An older wiser male who younger people look up to and follow, in the underworld of organized crime. Looked upon as a leader, trustworthy, advisor, and one with answers.

We have to go to The Great Bandito! He'll know what to do, we can trust him.

by Space ghost March 8, 2016

The Dick Bandit

An unknown vigilante who draws dicks on various objects such as desks and computers for amusement.

The dick bandit struck again.

by Mommyhole November 13, 2018

Ukulele Smashing Bandito

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..

"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."

by aestherehxia July 18, 2019

B-Town Bandits

A brotherhood of anti-establishment bandits that roam the streets of Manatee County Florida; throwing jugs of water in the streets and performing graffiti art to ward off the snow birds. Also known as "BTB".

Yo bro, have you heard what the B-Town Bandits did recently? They released a bag of crickets at CVS!

by Ben Holland 360 December 6, 2019

banditt

a robber she'll steal your heart and wont give it back.

Banditt.shes rebelious and hot and her identity is unknown.

by rebel xx October 17, 2007

pepsi bandit

The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.

Mike: My Pepsi's missing

Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit

Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!

by Shlong NF1 October 20, 2020