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Basingstoke

A good place to live, full of interesting places and things to do.

there may be some chavs and people who like to yell at you in the street but all in all it is very nice.

the town centre has a great selection of places to go and brand stores such as superdry and zara but also the shitty ones like tk max...

if you have money you will live in the country side around basingstoke such as Upton Grey, Herriard, parts of Old Basing and some of the surrounding area.

quite a lot of teenagers have rich parents who have no real concern for how their kids spend their time so give them cars so they can do what they like, consequently you will also find a lot of audi's and BMW's crashed into lamposts!
a good place to live would be the rich part of basingstoke like Herriard, it is better than Old Basing and Litchpit (they just think their rich!)
by loppylunchy December 30, 2010
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Maximus Bakington

When you are very very stoned. hense MAXimus BAKington. When you are high you have to shout out this phrase in an announcer-type voice.
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badingadong

used to represent another word; specifically private parts.
When Alica pantsed Joe, the whole french class saw his badingadong.
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Beaking Off

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Barking leather doughnut

“The barking leather doughnut” is another name for a butthole that is in the process of letting a fart.
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Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

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Bazinga Pee Pee

Having a ridiculously large penis, and being intellectually superior to most others.
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