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breast nazi

Self-labelled "lactivist" who feels entitled to berate new parents in the formula isle, either for choosing not to or being unable to breastfeed.
Breast Nazi: OMG HOW CAN YOU FEED YOUR BABY POISON! FORMULA MAKE YOUR CHILD A DUMB-ASS/YOUR KID WILL GET CANCER! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS LOW MILK SUPPLY! TRY HARDER! BREAST IS BEST!

New mom: I have vaginal tearing and sleep derivation, back off breast nazi!
by deedeekins December 7, 2016
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breast friends forever

Two girls who are best friends forever, but have breasts (coz they are girls), so become breast friends forever

A girl who is a guy's best friend, is his breast friend
Carla and Sarah are breast friends forever!

Emily is my breast friend!, said Liam
by BruSta November 25, 2018
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beatspark

Beatspark: nEIgH NEIGh ima fuck you

literally everyone: please help me im in danger
by mlp is dead i promise September 25, 2019
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beatson

Gayest term you can ever say in your life if you say this you are a complete fag and if you name is this you are the gayest ever
Aiden is a real beatson
by Weedlord-420 November 25, 2019
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Breastaurant

It’s a restaurant where women where small clothes such as hooters and twin peaks so you can see their boobies! Get it? BREASTaurant in other words tits for tips
Last Friday, I went to a breastaurant! You know not for the food but for the titties!
by Kidswillbekids September 9, 2020
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beats gas

"Wow! Your mom just bought you a new car, that beats gas."
by New_Words_And their_Meanings August 30, 2021
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Breast Pump

When you meet a woman for the first time and she has massive jugs but once she produces offspring her output is about one milliliter. You cry while watching the breast pump producing the same amount of milk as male ejaculate. This, of course, forces the man to spend immense amounts of money on formula.
Yo, I knocked this chick up with 36d’s thinking I wouldn’t have to spend money on formula. We tried the breast pump but with limited success.

Bro, that sucks. Should have made the baby with her mother. Heard she’s a real milk machine.
by Mike Panama April 30, 2022
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