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Boner Game 

The object of the boner game is to see who can get a boner the fastest, usually played in boring classes to pass the time. To play the boner game you must:
1) wear sweat pants or silky shorts for obvious evidence
2) only use your mind (i.e. no pictures, sounds, etc.)
3) 2 or more players necessary

Winner is awarded upon announcement of full blown hard-on and proven by bulge in sweats or shorts
Mitch and I were playing the boner game in Spanish today and Mrs. Johnson totally caught us!
Boner Game by Arnold Palmer March 1, 2008
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boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip
"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"
boner time by TrippleZero May 9, 2005

Boner Points 

Additional points awarded to female figure skaters who manage to give the judges a boner during their routine.

Warning: No boner points are applicable if the skater is not 18 years of age.
Kevin: How the hell did she manage to get 2nd place after that routine, she fell 2 times!

Jake: Dude, she got boner points, did you see that ass!
Boner Points by Johnny Dirty Mouth February 26, 2010

boner maker

some one who makes your penis get hard

boner killer

(noun)- A person who says or does something so lame it immediately sucks all the joy out of a normally fun, hilarious and appealing situation.
"Yo man, enjoying the party?"
"Yea man!! Its fucking tight.. i ran over a dog on the way here"
"Dude... Why you got to be such a BONER KILLER!!!"

"Who puked on your pool table?"
"Just some Boner Killer."
boner killer by P. Lesiak January 7, 2008

boner party 

I boner party is when a a few or more males get together and snort/ingest Viagra and throw a super gay party.
Let's bring our MacBook Pros to the boner party.
boner party by anusz May 8, 2010

Boner Bucks 

The defacement of a U.S. dollar bill by adding a "B" to the beginning and a "r" to the end of the word "one" on the back of said bill. This is preferably done with a Sharpie so as to make the defacement that much more prevalent and noticeable.

Once a bill has been converted into a Boner Buck, it can and should only be used in transactions involving strippers and/or ladies of the street (prostitutes). Any other use of said bill is vehemently frowned upon.
Boys get your Boner Bucks ready, we are hitting up Mons Venus tonight! On a side note - you better bring an arsenal of Boner Bucks if you want a Rusty Tromblumpkin.
Boner Bucks by JDMGio September 2, 2010