Base Ten

A number system created for the convenience of there being ten fingers on two hands, but not for actual superiority in terms of a number of factors. Twelve has many more factors than your simple old ten.

"You know what, base ten sucks. Its only factors are two, five, itself, and one.

by Dozenal>Decimal June 13, 2022

like base

The minimum number of likes you will receive on any upload (Facebook, Instagram, etc). A member of the like base is expected to provide regular likes.

Matt: Has Annabel liked your photo yet?
Michael: Nah but she's a member of the like base, it won't be long now.

by ChiffonBeef January 2, 2014

112th base

When you stick 112 oranges up your ass and shit out orange juice.

Guy 1: "I reached 112th base last night."
Guy 2: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Skewber April 22, 2017

Infiniteth base

Fucking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation

θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †O†

infiniteth base is like fucking god

by Hyper Chuck Norris February 2, 2017

twentyfirst base

When you browse and masturbate to every base definition on urban dictionary

You: oh man I browsed every base definition on urban dictionary last night, I got all the way to twentyfirst base

Any rational human being: wow that's pretty sad bro

by Thepeepeeman October 17, 2019

brunts base

Where all the retarded kids in my school go.

Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base

by Oxogod November 6, 2017

42nd base

Having sex with somebody, and as a result discovering the secrets of the universe.

Frank: Dude, I got all the way to 42nd base last night!

Steve: Sweet!!! I never knew a Philosophy Major could be so much fun in bed!

by Purlpetupils January 30, 2012