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Barse Rash

The barse rash is a rash you get on your barse normally during periods of humid or hot weather as a result of moisture attacking the barse. It is quite painful, getting irritated by one's underwear. Normally caused by not drying the barse thoroughly enough, and normally solved with talcum powderng the region like napalm.
Man, this barse rash is killing me. It's making me walk like John Wayne. You got any talcum powder?
by Stolen Glory May 1, 2007
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barstalk

A social dating site where you can stalk NYC bars and other New Yorkers to see who goes out where and when.

Good for:
-Planning your night
-Meeting new people
-Finding under-the-radar hotspots
Scenario #1
"How do you find single guys that aren't totally lame?"
"Barstalk. And even if I find some guy who seems cool online, but is really lame in person, at least I'm at a bar so there's usually some other guy I can talk to."

Scenario #2
"What are you up to tonight?"
"Going to meet up with some barstalk girls on the Lower East."
by jttwk June 28, 2009
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barsexual

a person, particularly women, who change sexual orientation after a couple of shots at the bar.
Linda's lesbian friend was right; that straight girl was a total barsexual!
by OverHeard4071 August 5, 2009
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barstow school

A place equivalent to a nazi prison camp or gulag. A place god would send those to bad for hell.
Bob: Hey did u know we got a new Headmaster and principal?

Jim: No, what are their names?

Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.
by ghost January 1, 2005
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Barstool Sports

A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.

Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.

Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.

The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.

Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.

Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.
Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.
by Lig Na Baste September 8, 2012
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Barson

A little indie twat. Tries to be different by making his hair and apparel look 'odd'
"why you looking like an gimpy, indie twat simon?"
"Because I'm barson."
by willoboe13 May 12, 2010
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Barstool

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.
The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her.

"I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
by thirddegree February 25, 2003
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