In a fencing bout when you win 5-0, you have earned the right for your teammates to shout "Eat bagel!" as a celebration because 0 looks like a delicious bagel.
by TehSwaggeest August 22, 2021

The AD of CFSL ND
by Prison Mike1 June 8, 2021

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

by bagelseedboi October 22, 2019

After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.
by Emleh June 5, 2015

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
by SStec November 18, 2019
