Aperture of Availability (AoA)

noun

A specific time frame or condition during which resources, opportunities, or services are accessible or obtainable. : AoA

Please let me know if any further attention is needed on this project. I have many other tasks I could get to this week before my vacation. I need to prioritize, but it depends on my Aperture of Availability (AoA).

by Paul_Nunchux May 30, 2024

Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"

I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P

by QuacksO August 26, 2019

You have a card request available!

That notification u get every 7 hours

i just got a notification saying "You have a card request available!"

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by jhsdjkduweu November 6, 2023

Avalaf

The feeling/reaction you get when you know everything is A O.K.. or when your at a banging night in bristol..

Ah mate i'm avin' a reet laff like!

Is she avin'alaf?

Nah mate i'm not being serious, just 'avain a laf!

Avalaf or f*ck off!

by terrytundra September 7, 2011

Avalancher

The girl lays on her back while the man cums on her stomach. The expelled load drips downward towards her unshaven privates simulating an avalanche mowing over the forest.

There was an unfortunate avalancher on my girl's hairy and untamed forest as many homes were lost.

by Tim Haineko August 4, 2014

Avalanching

The act of indulging in the illegal drugs cocaine and molly together, simultaneously.

This ratchet group of friends were avalanching at the rave.

by stifler493 November 20, 2014