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Skank Attack

When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.

angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!

Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.

Guy rejects skank...

skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..

Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010
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Sneak Attack

Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.
Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"
by King of Pedars October 17, 2022
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awk attack

When you are bombarded with awkness.

When everything around you in a situation is awkward.
Everything about that situation was awkward, i had an awk attack in there.
by awk hawk attack September 9, 2009
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Toaster Attack

When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?
by Toaster11Two June 27, 2023
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flash attack

A traumatic reaction when initially receiving a dick pic!
Penny:
I was blinded, dazed and lost my balance. I had to sit down with a cold compress to recover from my flash attack.

Karen:
After recovering from my flash attack I proceeded to show all my home girls and they experienced the same trauma.
by P&K1234 November 11, 2015
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Unwrap Attack

An act of extreme excitement the moment after unwrapping a gift.
What's your favorite childhood memory?

The unwrap attack I had after unwrapping a box of legos on 8th birthday
by bxrad78 November 26, 2010
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Facebook Attack

When someone leaves their facebook logged on and unattended and another person uses this acocount to post a wall message.
Rules:
Wall posts cannot be racial, offensive, or derogatory.
Limit of three wall posts per attack.
If the person who owns the facebook account is in the room, then you get an extra three wall posts if you manage to finish writing the first three wall posts before he notices.
Lee leaves his facebook logged on and Cheech gets on and posts a wall message on one of Lee's friends. The message written makes Lee feel embarassed. Lee got facebook attacked!
by Cuca May 22, 2007
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