you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain

Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!

by Fidgetspinner-man July 03, 2017

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ March 30, 2022

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 03, 2023

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 08, 2021

ateli

a dumb bitch

Oh my gosh that hoe ateli is such a dumb bitch

by thatonepersonwithareallylongna May 31, 2020

you thought you ate

when someone says or does something with confidence and pride as if they did a good job, when in reality they did less than mediocre.

bitch i will beat you tf up

girl stfu you thought you ate

by dojadog.1 September 19, 2022

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

by spapaspap January 03, 2022