Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.

Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.

by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 12, 2011

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Arthur Arnold

dented in the brain

he's such an Arthur Arnold

by kradrice February 14, 2017

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Arthur dean

The type of guy to ask to do a bleep test in pe. Good at maths

"Lets do a bleep test in pe" hes an arthur Dean

by That dumb hoe bitch yeah October 15, 2020

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arthur is fat

when a person named arturas maskelis is fat as fuck

arthur is fat as fuck omg

by shitpile420 December 12, 2019

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Arthuritis

Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022

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