Dot Anxiety

The feeling you get when you send a risky text on iMessage and you just watch the other persons three little dots for an hour. See also pure torture

After I sent Alex the picture, I had dot anxiety for like five whole minutes while he replied.

by xxnialler September 13, 2016

anxiety wave

A feeling of extreme anxiety that rolls over you very strong and leaves you quickly. Extreme Fatigue and sweating usually follows.

All day I had anxiety wave, and now all I want to do is sleep.

by Pikachuandme October 11, 2017

anxiety

The topological surface area of a dialectic one did not have.

The surface area of a complex number.

Anxiety is the surface area of decisions that were made for you; before you got a chance to make them for yourself.

by flightfacilities February 13, 2022

Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.

A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.

by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024

Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.

Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.

by Hub3r March 24, 2023

Anxiety

Can be used when talking about an ugly high pony.

"is this high pony cute or is it giving anxiety?"

by I love akito August 2, 2024

Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024