Steak Anxiety

When you have to prepare steak for people who are hypercritical on how it is cooked, to the degree where it stresses you out.

Your family gives me so much steak anxiety.

by Funky Gnome January 8, 2024

primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.

"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

by growmoreweed April 22, 2016

schizoaffective anxiety

Fear of washing your hair is schizoaffective disorder, and schizoaffective anxiety makes you afraid to wash your hair. With having long, thick hair, it stresses you out to wait for it to dry. You hate using a blow dryer. It’s not about showering or having a bath because you still wash your body.

When’s the last time you washed your hair. About 2 weeks ago because I have schizoaffective anxiety. I just keep my hair tied back so nobody can tell when it’s greasy.

by Louise stewart October 15, 2023

anxiety

somthing everyone tends to have

emily: I have anxiety + depression + ocd + adhd
emma: SAME GURL SLAYYY

by Mohammed Qahtani June 14, 2022

Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder

When a big breasted woman fears she will shave off her nipple while leaning forward to shave her legs.

I wonder if Pamela Anderson has ever suffered from Areola Disconnection Anxiety Disorder while getting ready for a Baywatch shoot.

by SAM RILEY June 5, 2018

Dash Anxiety

the fear of your genuine human writing being flagged as constructed by AI because of your stylistic preferences for dashes- it's a struggle with every email and hyphen.

I accidentally used a dash in my email to a VC- now she thinks I sent her an automated email blast! I have dash anxiety!

by 869somethingsomethingfine October 10, 2025

anxiety wave

A feeling of extreme anxiety that rolls over you very strong and leaves you quickly. Extreme Fatigue and sweating usually follows.

All day I had anxiety wave, and now all I want to do is sleep.

by Pikachuandme October 11, 2017