alpha porker

An obese person having the highest rank in a dominance hierarchy.

The alpha porker amongst the group of children let out a shrill battle cry before rushing headfirst towards the Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by andyspam October 5, 2013

alpha neck

The alpha male in a group of rednecks.

Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.

by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014

Alpha Squally

The status a thot gains when they reach the highest level of mischief and adultery. They are now qualified as the Alpha Squally, who leads the pack of thots and guides them in their slutty endeavors.

"Yo bro you heard Danielle has another boyfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's definitely the Alpha Squally."
"Facts."

by bruhhhhh September 8, 2014

Alpha Scum

Entitled "Alpha" males (and females) who are more stupid than a bag of rocks and do not contribute to society in a positive way by any means. Steroid pushing muscle retards whos only arguement is how many more women they slept with. The dirt under boots of society who should not be allowed to reproduce.

"Look at Chad over there flexing his muscles every time he walks to a different weight machine. What an Alpha Scum."

by Tw1nm3t3or April 3, 2017

Alpha sausage

An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch

Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage

by Gsack informer April 9, 2017

alpha(name)

alpha is a sporty most likely confident and a ladies man he is also a strong character

look at alpha(name) I wish I was like him

by alpahsshs August 25, 2017

alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around

“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”

by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018