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by 147852369/*-+.0 September 16, 2025

Albert is a person who is much cooler than Emilio Paparizous and Liam Jonason. Also he take both of them in a lightsaber duel. Also Ogge T gets slaughetered in a duel. Albert Ekander is a prime example of a kind man.
Albert Ekander is a perfect human
by Albert Ekander March 15, 2022

albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”
by cookthekidz November 9, 2020

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time
Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it
by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018

You're such an albert
by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.
Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”
Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”
Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”
by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022
