Iphone alarm

The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.

Dave: *sound asleep*

Iphone alarm: *gose off*

Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school

by microdog May 31, 2021

dirty alba

A dirty alba is when one steals a cadaver and then penetrates it anally with a vibrator so that it reanimates and one can pretend it is a living human being

damn i ran into daniel at the morgue... he's actively pulling a dirty alba. do not disturb.

by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022

allahu akbar mother fucka

allahu akbar means BOOM BOOM , no im kidding it means "god is greatest"

SARA: allahu akbar, bismillah
JOHN : AYO ITS A BOMBER!! PRAYING FOR OUR DEATH hahaha bomber
SARA: bro wtf im reading quran " BOO ALLAHU AKBAR MOTHER FUCKA" did i scare u

by _salowais September 6, 2022

Allahu akbar

A phrase that is usually used normaly in prayer. The word phrase means, "God is the greatest." Sometimes this phrase may also be taken in a wrong way, such as when a suicide bomber shouts the phrase before blowing himself and everything/everyone around him to smiverenes.

"Allahu akbar" the man said whilst praying peacefully.

by Arandomusername October 5, 2022

Kiss-Alarm

When you wake your partner with a kiss instead of an alarm clock.

Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023

Laura De Alba

-A gorgeous Girl
- Usually talkitive when you get to know her but shy at First
- Picky, but all the Cutess guys like her
-Everyon likes her and likes to be her friend
- Loved by many
-Amazing in bed & a skilled Kisser
- Very intelligent, & kind but dont mess with her because she knows how to defend herself!
- amazing personality ,very lovable

"that girl is Gorgeous !, her name Must be Laura De alba."

by shooshyy97 November 30, 2011

king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013