A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.
Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.
by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's bank accountmug. During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
Get the oversneeze bank accountmug. Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024
Get the boobs accountmug. accounting professional who knows all the tricks that let you write off personal expenses as business expenses. The best ones don't speak English as their native language
by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024
Get the 750 Accountantmug. The account in Unix and Unix-like operating systems that has access to most of the system (or not all). With this account, you can do many things that normal users without sudo "super user do" access cannot do, such as editing configuration files, software management, user management, and more. It is usually created by the system after the OS installation is finished, however the password may be set during the installation or after the installation.
If you know the password for the root account, do not play with the system unless you know what you're doing.
by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023
Get the Root accountmug. by The crown tundra69 August 4, 2020
Get the jeff from accountingmug. The theory that people who post their true opinions on burner accounts are too scared to have their main account and theirself associated with said opinions
by DonkDonkBaDobk September 21, 2025
Get the Burner account theorymug.