Absoluteness

Absoluteness- YOU ARE AT FULL COCK NOW SPREAD IT ALL OVER THIS TEMPLE

Damn he told me i was Absoluteness

by Octo_Senpai February 5, 2022

absolutely fucking massively gay

yes

yes

steve: "im gay"
cole: "but im absolutely fucking massively gay!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!"

by me3053082084130 February 10, 2022

Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit

My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

he was absolutely a fool for them to play with his dizzick

by JUNGKOOKSEXY January 13, 2021

Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021

absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing

by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021

Absolute perfection

the best girl to ever come into my life and she is so amazing and I truly knew what love us when I met her

Isas absolute perfection

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021