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An adherent to The Church of England, an institution allegedly founded upon the notion that a church ruled by the King would somehow be holier than one ruled by the Pope. In actuality, Anglicanism began because King Henry VIII couldn't get a hard-on. The Pope (see: Catholic)refused to grant Henry VIII a divorce so he could re-marry and try to produce an heir, so Henry VIII just decided to start his own religion (see: penis envy) and grant himself a fuckin divorce.
Following this, a period of several decades passed whereby Anglicans and Catholics preceded to burn each other on stakes, both taking turns at this ritual depending on which religion the ruling monarch of England favoured. However, because of its mind-boggling idiocy, no historian has been able to properly document this era without dying of a brain hemmorage.
Even more decades passed, and Catholics lost power permanently in England, and were kept cruelly supressed by the Anglican Church, who would not let them go to university or hold positions in government. This probably explains why Alexander Pope's poetry sucks. Also, Guy Fawkes, a rightfully disenfranchised Catholic, attempted to blow up the English parliament, but was arrested while attempting to blow up six billion crates of dynamite shoved into a six by eight foot basement. When brought before the (Anglican) King James I to beg forgiveness, he promptly spit on his face. This should not be confused with V For Vendetta.
In a modern context, several characteristics can be ascribed to Anglicans:
1) Extreme spoiledness (i.e. I ran away from home because my parents wanted me to pay an eighth of my tuition)
2) Contant lauding of their self, righteous "progressive values"
3) A false sense of pride because their second cousin-in-law went to Oxford or some fucking thing
4) A contrived, socially detached air that lets you know that they're better than everyone else in the room
5) The kind of conversation skills that are put to shame by most mutes and/or Uzbekistani hookers
6) An elitist disposition because they were forced to read T.S. Eliot in university and think they're fuckin brilliant because of it.
Following this, a period of several decades passed whereby Anglicans and Catholics preceded to burn each other on stakes, both taking turns at this ritual depending on which religion the ruling monarch of England favoured. However, because of its mind-boggling idiocy, no historian has been able to properly document this era without dying of a brain hemmorage.
Even more decades passed, and Catholics lost power permanently in England, and were kept cruelly supressed by the Anglican Church, who would not let them go to university or hold positions in government. This probably explains why Alexander Pope's poetry sucks. Also, Guy Fawkes, a rightfully disenfranchised Catholic, attempted to blow up the English parliament, but was arrested while attempting to blow up six billion crates of dynamite shoved into a six by eight foot basement. When brought before the (Anglican) King James I to beg forgiveness, he promptly spit on his face. This should not be confused with V For Vendetta.
In a modern context, several characteristics can be ascribed to Anglicans:
1) Extreme spoiledness (i.e. I ran away from home because my parents wanted me to pay an eighth of my tuition)
2) Contant lauding of their self, righteous "progressive values"
3) A false sense of pride because their second cousin-in-law went to Oxford or some fucking thing
4) A contrived, socially detached air that lets you know that they're better than everyone else in the room
5) The kind of conversation skills that are put to shame by most mutes and/or Uzbekistani hookers
6) An elitist disposition because they were forced to read T.S. Eliot in university and think they're fuckin brilliant because of it.
St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School
St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School is located in Karrinyup, Perth, Western Australia. This school is known for having top academics in Western Australia; However, the girls who get accepted are usually the gorgeous, want to be slutty, dumb ones who have money as well as the quiet, prude, smart, not so weathly ones. Each girl is placed in one of six houses: Craig, Hackett, Lefroy, Riley, Wardle or Wittenoom. Craig wins everything each year so there is no point for the other houses to even try. This school does have a very strict uniform. One has to wear their hair up everyday to prevent lice, the girls are not allowed to have on any make up, they are not allowed to roll their skirts; however, all girls roll their skirts to show more leg to teachers and fellow female students. The real "bad girls" wear the Physical Education uniform for the whole day. Their brother school HALE views St. Mary's girls as
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
"girls who make up for their lack of intelligence through their wanna-be slutty and bitching behaviors" it is no wonder why everyone hates a SMAGS girl.
St. Mary's Anglican Girls' School by WhAtThEeFf_MaTe November 14, 2009
Tara Anglican School for Girls
Contrary to popular belief, the most interesting year group to ever pass the distinguished halls of Tara is none other than Year 11 of 2009.
(Note the use of the word 'interesting' as opposed to 'best'.)
To effortlessly fit in to the social uprising that is the class of 2010, there are certain requirements that one must honour.
1. Tandoori encrusted skin (streak marks optional)
2. A distinctive hair colour 'that a baby could have been born with'
3. The 'two-button rule'
4. The 'Tara scrunch' and the manual hemming of the sack-like uniform to crotch-level
5. Obnoxiousness, however applicants with a superiority complex will be given top priority
6. The ability to count to 3(rd base)
7. Dexterity with a long-bladed knife (for backstabbing and branding)
8. A general dislike towards specific years, in particular Year 7, 8, 9, 10 and 12.
The cliques are clearly defined, even in the primitive social sludge-pit of Tara Anglican School for Girls.
(Note the use of the word 'interesting' as opposed to 'best'.)
To effortlessly fit in to the social uprising that is the class of 2010, there are certain requirements that one must honour.
1. Tandoori encrusted skin (streak marks optional)
2. A distinctive hair colour 'that a baby could have been born with'
3. The 'two-button rule'
4. The 'Tara scrunch' and the manual hemming of the sack-like uniform to crotch-level
5. Obnoxiousness, however applicants with a superiority complex will be given top priority
6. The ability to count to 3(rd base)
7. Dexterity with a long-bladed knife (for backstabbing and branding)
8. A general dislike towards specific years, in particular Year 7, 8, 9, 10 and 12.
The cliques are clearly defined, even in the primitive social sludge-pit of Tara Anglican School for Girls.
Girl: You get a chocolate if its your birthday at Tara Anglican School for Girls.
Year 11 Girl: That's pathetic.
Year 11 Girl: That's pathetic.
Tara Anglican School for Girls by taratart February 20, 2009
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