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Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!
Alberto is such a player.
Alberto by Elixabeth December 8, 2021
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One of the most sexiest man in the universe he is so hot and sexy and beautiful he makes me cum every second he looks at me
Omg Its Alberto *cums*
Alberto by Fawnino April 13, 2022
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alberts.r4t 

Someone who has blonde short curly hair and is short themselves
Wow they are such a alberts.r4t
alberts.r4t by Melanie169462 April 25, 2022
a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy
oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert
albert by albert$7 June 1, 2022
Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.
someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?

me: shut up that’s Alberto.
Alberto by kkayakk September 5, 2022
"Have you heard about Albert?"
"Yeah, that guy dumped $1,000 on Fortnite"
"SUS!"
Albert by pickoearf November 17, 2022
omg he's such an albert
albert by Zilbo314 March 13, 2023