AIDS burger

Urban legend about a disgruntled fast food employee who had AIDS. He was said to have injected his blood into warm hamburger patties to incubate the virus with the intent of infecting random burger joint patrons with HIV.
Recently popularized by a South Park episode in which Jimmy Buffett did an AIDS benefit concert for little Eric Cartman. The episode actually made no mention of the urban legend, but used the term in a parody of a well known Jimmy Buffett tune.

"AIDS burger in paradise" -Jimmy Buffett from South Park Season 12, Episode 1.

by knob lock March 20, 2008

mand-aid

When duct tape is used to cover a bleeding wound. Often used by men who don't own first-aid kits

Hey John pass me the duct tape, i just sliced my wrist on the jig saw and need a mand-aid.

by bobmanmc September 7, 2009

AIDs Couch

A couch that is free because it has contracted AIDs from its previous owners. Often sports a horrendous floral pattern with obvious ejaculate stains, but hey it's free.

"Man, we have no furniture to sit on" Dude 1
"Why don't you pick up an AIDs couch" Dude 2 (Hopefully joking)

by dixie normous yeah that's righ September 26, 2010

Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019

Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.

Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

blue aids

A sickness caused by getting Rainbow Aids and having Aids at the same time.

symptoms are you got aids and rainbow aids

Holy shit I got blue aids.

by mikeman2 February 28, 2008

Band-Aid

A trademark used for an adhesive bandage with a gauze pad in the center, employed to protect minor wounds.

1. "True welfare reform is being bypassed for Band-Aid solutions" (Los Angeles Times). "These measures are mere Band-Aids" (U.S. News & World Report).

2. You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak

by olechka November 26, 2009