A nautical term used in sailing, describing a forceful or unintentional jibe. When fucking a mermaid, the boom slams across the deck. The term can also be used to describe a sloppy tack.

Heads up! I think we are about to fuck a mermaid.

fuck a mermaid by Pirate One June 1, 2009

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Go fuck a duck

Something weird and silly to say whether it is meant to be hurtful or not

Friend: your a biiiiiitch
you: o why dont you go fuck a duck

Go fuck a duck by alex.me March 24, 2021

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fuck a dolphin

something you say when you are frustrated and mad.

"Dude the english hw takes forever!"

"Really? Go fuck a dolphin."

fuck a dolphin by scuba69 May 17, 2010

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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

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