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Broken Chicken

When someone's face looks like complete shit.
Guy #1: Yo dat chick looks fiiineee from behind.
Guy #2: True, but her face looks like Broken Chicken.
by Joey12908 November 21, 2010
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Chicken little

Person a: "I LOVE JAE PARK!"
Person b: "don't you mean chicken little."
by dietaeyong October 20, 2018
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Chicken Plarm

When your so horny you just gotta stick your dick into grandmas steaming chicken parm
Dude my grandma is so blind she didn't even notice that I pulled a chicken plarm
by Juanandres June 16, 2017
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chicken hatch

The act of poking the head of a flaccid penis down into the skin around it and while holding that position, grabbing the skin of the scrotum and pulling it up over the spring-loaded tucked penis head. The finished product will look like a shiny egg-of-skin. (if hairless) Then, when you let go... yell “Bwak Bwak, Chicken Hatch!” And watch the penis slowly spring forth from its “egg” as if being hatched.

We used to do this as pre-pubescent children! Loads of fun! hahaha
This may only work for "growers" , not "show-ers"
by Hatchman April 26, 2014
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chicken terrors

A severe permutation of chicken phobia, experienced during sleep, which is formally classified as a sleep disorder.
I heard screaming and walked into my daughter’s room in the middle of the night and found her sitting upright and clearly terrified, staring at the blank wall, yelling “chicken!” at the top of her lungs; it was clearly a case of chicken terrors.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 13, 2019
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Chicken Connoisseur

A youtuber who goes around London looking for only the "Pengest" chicken shops
by TheBiggestBigShaq January 29, 2018
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chicken phobia

A sometimes paralyzing mental disorder characterized by ongoing fear of chickens, both the birds themselves as well as any food made with chicken parts.
My supervisor walked into my office hungrily gnawing on a greasy chicken leg and then proceeded to ask if she could borrow my pen; I thought I would go entirely insane since it triggered my long-standing chicken phobia.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019
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