"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 09, 2021
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Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.
Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.
by JUDDYJUDJUD January 28, 2012
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 08, 2024
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
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tie

"Job description required her to wear a tie to work."
by noixz January 15, 2009
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Tie

Yo bro, pass me a tie, so I can hit this smash.
by Mohawk Kris December 16, 2021
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