When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 22, 2019
Get the My tampon is gunna pop out!mug. the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
Get the blood drenched frozen tampon popsiclemug. said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
by diRiculous June 1, 2011
Get the I can see your tampon string from heremug. a penis that goes from human being to different, new human holes, seeking stress relief spreading bodily fluids, feelings, and disease between people and groups of people who made direct and indirect contact with their used tampon
Man 1: "Dude, you just had sex with Felicia last night. Now you're going into Norma Jean tonight. What are you? A used tampon?"
Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."
Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."
Man 2: "So. I don't care."
Man 1: "You're disgusting."
Man 2: smiles
Man 2: "Yes and proud of it."
Man 1: "You're gonna catch AIDS."
Man 2: "So. I don't care."
Man 1: "You're disgusting."
Man 2: smiles
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. a used penis that is attached to a heartless man who takes no pity on the next hole into which he will insert his used tampon, he does it without even thinking about it, it's like breathing, it's nothing to him, and he does not care
"Girl! Old boy had sex with three different people LAST NIGHT. And he didn't even use any protection! Can you believe that? It's a literal used tampon. It got maggots on it. You know he don't care! Somebody should stop him he's becoming a public health emergency all by himself, he is worse than COVID."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
Get the used tamponmug. by gingleberrymcfuddick May 4, 2017
Get the tampon miragemug. A small dildo version of a pad that girls keep in their bodies for up too 8 hours a day during "that time of the month"
by Lamayobro March 17, 2017
Get the Tamponmug.