by DankHitz420 December 05, 2019
by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022
Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.
by shrek man May 05, 2021
The sexiest, hottest, toes you will ever find. They are green and shreky and just perfect. (The Left one is the best) they are great for sucking and just the best thing if you want to have a good time. If you have Shrek Toes you should be very grateful. Take good care of them so they look sexier. Shrek Toes are the best example of the word "Shrekxy"
by shreks.left.toe October 08, 2019
by CheezChips June 26, 2022
Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.
it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek
shrek is love shrek is life.
many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.
it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek
shrek is love shrek is life.
many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.
by FL4KST3R June 07, 2022