Preston

Preston is kinda whack. He likes to make jokes about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. He is a kink shamer. Preston has some weird kinks himself. Preston has 3 kindeys. Preston has a broken leg, because he is stupid. Preston does not like to have fun. He likes to go to the store. The weed store. And other stores. Adult stores. Preston is overall a big ass weeb.

I don't like Preston.

by AttackOnTheHetalianFairy September 26, 2019

Preston

A guy that will never get a job

Oh so your a Preston

by Maddyowens February 24, 2020

Preston

cutest guy you'll ever meet and he's good at soccer

Preston.

by pr3st0n May 30, 2024

Preston

He's a blonde white kid with a chode and he's chav, also A furry that watches teen wolf and would do anything for a blunt and I mean anything 🍆🍑.

If your a preston your a fag

by ALL FACTS CJ December 12, 2018

Preston

Preston is the sweetest person you could ever meet with gorgeous hazel and and blonde hair. He can be a bit sassy at times but then again who isnt. He is so funny and can make you laugh no matter what. He is thoughtful and caring, letting you speak you mind about anything youd wanna talk about. Being around him is always a good time. At first he may be a bit quiet but once you get to know him you see how funny, sweet and loving he is. He cares very much about those closest to him and is patient with those close to him. Being able to love someone like him is such a blessing, and being near him makes your heart smile. He is also very good with words despite his beliefs that hes not. He is so unique. But depending on who you ask you might get a different answer💀He is a very good listener and remembers even the small details of what you say. He is extremely loyal and will stick to your side until the end. I love Preston soooo much 😋

"Hey is that Preston?"
"Yeah, he's so sweet and funny and..."
"He's so... Preston."

by wompwomplover December 30, 2023

Preston

Preston has the biggest 🍆 in the whole world he likes Rocco’s mom and thinks she’s hot he also is super gay and is super mega gay hot

OMG is that Preston I heard he likes Rocco’s mom and is super gay hot

by Gay balls saq 69 November 18, 2022

Prestoning

Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.

Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.

by Shinyeevee May 23, 2016