pickle rape

An act of rape commited with a pickle

Please stop raping me with that pickle, pickle rape is illegal! oh god no, oh god!

by Mati May 18, 2006

Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married man's cock.

Gordie left his wife at home to go skiing with Bob for the weekend. Not only is Bob closeted, he is a friggin Pickle Pirate.

by Three Blocks January 29, 2009

waxing the pickle

In simplest terms,to masturbate.

Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.

by jose99 October 2, 2006

Pickle Check

When you tell your man his package or his junk is exposed in some manner while wearing loose fitting shorts or boxer underwear, instead of saying... your shit is hangin out.

Hey Big Daddy, "Pickle Check".. he looks down, puts his package back into his shorts.

by Shananakins January 28, 2009

Pickle Dicker

When an individual has had one too many margaritas and orders "pickle dickers" instead of "pickle puckers" (fried dill pickles).

Ma'am, I would like another order of pickle dickers, please!

by Chloe Lola June 19, 2010

Tommy Pickle

The odd hair a rare number of men grow on the head of their penis, making their cocks resemble Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats.

Girl 1: Did you see Cole's penis? He's got a Tommy Pickle

Girl 2: I think it's cute

Girl 3: HA! I think he should shave it off

by irehbC March 6, 2011

Pickle Packer

1. One who enjoys packing pickles into the jar.

2. One who engages in rough anal sex

See fudge packer and peanut packer

3. The operator of a pickle packing machine at vlastic

I lost my job at Walmart - now i gotta be a pickle packer in Bushwick.

by Phtevey April 21, 2017